Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Harmony

This is Harmony, who belongs to Jen, who lives downstairs who was visiting one day while I was incarcerated. I call her Monkey Dog because she can jump straight up in the air two feet, clear the armchair and land on my lap. Even my ex-boyfriend couldn't do that.
When she was less than a year old Jen brought her to my apartment and Harmony spent the entire time eating microorganisms off my carpet. I got the hint and had them cleaned.

Here she is licking my teeshirt. I have no idea how many times I wore that shirt during my recovery. 40 hundred? So apparently it was uh, gross.Here I'm restraining her because she would have licked clear through to the bone. My ex-boyfriend COULD do that, however.

End of chat.

8 comments:

  1. Beckie6:47 AM

    Sounds like your ex was talented. Why's he your ex again???

    (P.S. - did you get mail from me? I didn't send it signature required so I wasn't sure if/when it'd get there)

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  2. I think I'm in love with Harmony. Such a sweetie!

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  3. OHHH she is soooo pretty!
    So, when are you going to have more merchandise made?

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  4. Was your ex-boyfriend that cute?

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  5. OMG, that was just fuckin' funny!

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  6. You crack me up- which I suppose should be expected given your career and all.

    Love Harmony

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  7. Oh, honey, not only smiles but complete belief. These little munchkins have it all. Thank you for giving her so much love when we see you:)

    xoxoxoxxoxxo

    Proud Mommy

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