I was wrong.
Her family is not normal. But I guess you already knew that based on the fact that McLoserstene never allows her face to be seen on the internet.
This is their dog, Dali. This is their backyard, where they asked me to sleep.
This was the tablescape for Thanksgiving dinner. Mrs. McLoserstene has an obsession with fake food: coffee, pastries, pizza, olives, etc. It is always strategically placed in areas that would not invite suspicion so I spent 15 minutes waiting for others to eat first just to make sure that I wouldn't be the only one to die of Styrofoam poisoning.
The following day they drove me
McLoserstene and I redid the family's living room. Mr. McLoserstene scowled a lot and Mrs. McLoserstene had to be surgically removed from her votive candle collection and fake ivy. Even though we told them we do this for a living and were doing it for free, they started drinking heavily.
Because after all, isn't that what the holidays are all about?
End of chat.