Wednesday, November 07, 2007

SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Seventh Cartoon

"Men get gypped when we get engaged. We give you a diamond ring and you give us nothing."

"We'd like to get you something that means as much to you as a diamond means to us but we don't know where to find 19 year old virgins who understand football."

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris
Written by Suzy Soro
Illustration by Andre Noel

9 comments:

  1. Thanks for the laugh, I love those cartoons!

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  2. The football is optional. In fact, I prefer my 19 year-old virgins to understand nothing at all.

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  3. Dave - except how to give great head, right? I know how you guys think!

    Suzy - thanks for this!

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  4. gm, me too. Meanwhile, I can't find Andre Noel anywhere on the web. I wanted to pay him because HE DID THEM ALL FOR FREE because I used to be a broke-ass.

    D2, 19 year olds understand nothing anyway.

    Jami, I aim to please.

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  5. 19 year old virgins are awesome. Rickey can't get enough of that wide eyed bewlidered look. Turns him on.

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  6. Rickey, did you catch a 19 year old virgin in your headlights again?

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  7. Jami finds it a little disconcerting when people refer to themselves in the third person. Other people, that is.

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  8. All this talk about 19 year-olds is exhausting.

    I found one for myself...18 years ago. Who has the energy to start over?

    She's just now broken in.

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  9. suz- wow, you do it all! Multi-faceited N stuf.

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